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Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens - The Local Space

Sassy Pens | The Local Space.

Sassy Pens

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The ever-popular sassy pens we can't seem to keep in stock!

These pens will say what you're really thinking:

I Don't Know I Just Work Here
Productive As F*ck
Don't Touch My F*cking Pen
The Customer is Always Wrong
As Per My Last Email
Leave Me Alone
Fresh Out of Fucks
True Crime In My Free Time

Fine point, black ink

Designed in Cambridge, ON and professionally printed and shipped in Canada

Saying

Saying

I Don't Know I Just Work Here

Productive as F*ck

Don't Touch My F*cking Pen

The Customer is Always Wrong

As Per My Last Email

Leave Me Alone

Fresh Out of Fucks

Fake It Til You Make It

True Crime In My Free Time

Don't be a Dick

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